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The Top Three Things to NOT Ask of St. Expedite

2/5/2015

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Top three things NOT to ask St Expedite for...or me, for that matter (please, really, just don't). WARNING: The following may be found offensive to some folks living in an alternate reality. However, it is based on true requests and reports. Here goes..and hold on to your hats cuz...well...
  1. You want a bigger penis. Ay yi yi....okay, well, totally inappropriate request to petition St. Expedite for this one. While it is said he will grant any wish, this is simply wishful thinking. Though you can try my magickal waxing the wanker oil (piece of burdock root steeped in almond oil), I can't promise you anything but a temporary reprieve with this one. LOL
  2. To sell your soul to the Devil. Woopsie, wrong saint.
  3. You want to be a famous fashion model...HODIE. Think about how much this request entails....are you pretty enough? Tall enough? Skinny enough? After answering these questions, does this still like the industry you want to be in? Furthermore, this is not the kind of thing St. Expedite has control over. Just like #1, he did not create you, if your physical characteristics are not, well a good fit, then don't set yourself up for disappointment. If you still want to pursue this career path, a more realistic request would be something like, St. Expedite, help me get an interview with a modeling agency.

For more tips, go here to purchase the book The Conjurer's Guide to St. Expedite.
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Free Money Spell

2/4/2015

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Perform During the New Moon for Best Effect

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Someone gave me this spell a few years ago and I thought I would share it with you. I have since lost contact with that person and do not know if it was an original spell of theirs or not. If anyone recognizes it as being from a particular source, please let me know so that I may give credit. You will need the following:

  • 1 x piece of black paper (3" x 3")
  • Silver pen (or silver paste pen)
  • Rubber Band
  • Jar
  • Mint leaves
  • Soil from your yard (if you live in an apartment from a potted plant, or from a garden in front of your building)
  • Water in a small white bowl
  • Pencil
Timing: New Moon

Instructions:

   1. Draw the symbol for Mercury on one side of the black paper and the symbol for earth on the other.

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   2. Hold your hands over the bowl  of water. Imagine that this water is  spiritually cleansing you.

   3. Next place your hands over the symbol of Mercury. "See" how prosperity  is entering your life.

   4. Then place your hands over the  symbol for Earth. "See" how your life  is being filled with the bounty of  the Earth.

   5. Place the mint leaves on the  symbol for Earth. As you do this, say  your name nine times.

   6. Roll the paper and leaves around  the pencil, and secure with the rubber  band. Carry on you until the money you  need is received.

   7. You can re-empower the spell  every New Moon.

In addition to the spell, you should  pray to your Deity of choice, asking for help,  blessings and support. After you've done all this, put your faith in your own powers to earn money. If you want to speed up the process, you can anoint the paper and the bowl with Voodoo Mama's Algiers Fast Luck Oil.


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Dried Beef Tongue

2/3/2015

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​If you have someone meddling in your affairs, talking smack about you, if you find yourself the subject... of the rumor mill, if you have a court case coming up and you don’t need some witness getting on the stand talking bad about you, or if there are coworkers spreading malicious gossip about you or a back biting friend talking out of both sides of their mouth, then this curio is perfect for you!

What is it? Rarely seen anymore, but not forgotten by those of us old enough to remember, is authentic, dried, ritually prepared beef tongue. Combined with a 
Tapa Boca Candle and Stop Gossip Conjure Oil, you will be ready for your stop gossip and court case works!

Beef tongue is a commonly used ingredient for getting people to shut their meddlesome traps. But working with a raw beef tongue is not everyone’s cup of tea and our grandmothers knew this. Furthermore, using an entire beef tongue for one work was not something poor folks could afford to do, so instead, they used dried and cured tongue instead. In New Orleans and along the bayous of the Deep South, dried beef tongue was used in a multitude of ways – in gris gris, mojo hands, powdered and used as a sachet powder, or as a stand-alone ingredient. Instead of sewing up the actual split tongue, when you use dried tongue the law of similarity is at play drying up the gossiper’s tongue so it can no longer wag. Can you imagine trying to talk with a dried-out tongue? It would be impossible! That’s why this curio is so perfect for this kind of work.

Dried beef tongue may be unfamiliar to most people today, but it was something used by old timers in the Deep South with great success. Placed in a mojo bag along with slippery elm, licorice root, and chia seeds and anointed with Stop Gossip Conjure Oil will keep you protected from gossip and slander by silencing the perpetrators. A powerful Indian conjure hand uses dried beef tongue, adder’s tongue, deer’s tongue, bear root, slippery elm bark and okra along with an arrowhead. Anoint with Stop Gossip Conjure Oil and your gossiper will do just that – shut the hell up! For added punch, recite Psalm 37 while preparing your work.

Combine with a Tapa Boca Candle and Stop Gossip Conjure Oil and you have a powerful stop gossip hoodoo tool!

You can find
Tapa Boca Candles and Stop Gossip Conjure Oil at Creole Moon.

​Happy conjuring!

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Three Lucky Charms and a Formula for Lady Luck Conjure Oil

2/3/2015

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St Joseph's Lucky Fava Beans, aka wishing beans or mojo means.
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When I began compiling a list of charms for good luck for an ebook for Creole Moon's Conjure Club, I came across some real doozies. Some of the lucky charms are really old practices and beliefs, and I have no explanation for why they are considered good luck. But they are interesting nonetheless. I have listed three lucky charms and a formula for Lady Luck conjure oil below for you enjoyment. 

Lucky Fava Bean
Here’s an interesting lucky charm to help a friend get good luck for a particular circumstance. Walk around the person three times in a sunwise direction, then give him or her a fava bean on which you have inscribed the number 7. Tell them to make their wish on the fava bean and keep it with them until their wish is answered. Once it is answered, the person should pass it on to someone else in need of good luck by performing the same action - walking around the person in need of good luck and then passing on the fava bean. In that way, it keeps the positive energy flowing with a domino effect. 

Lucky Beef Tongue
It is lucky to carry the tip of a dried beef tongue in your mojo bag. It is said to keep folks from talking smack about you. 

Horseshoe Talisman
To make a good luck horseshoe talisman, take 9 pods of garlic, 9 sprigs of thyme and 9 sprigs of parsley and place in a small brown paper bag and wrap around the bag 9 times with red string, then tie the packet to the horseshoe and hang it over your door (adapted from Hyatt, 1978 Vol. 2).

Formula for Lady Luck Conjure Oil
The formula for Lady Luck conjure oil is as follows: Irish moss, cloves, cinnamon, orange and a lodestone in a base of almond oil. Use to anoint candles, ritual tools, your wallet, purse, anywhere you keep money, playing cards, dice and anything connected to playing games of chance; pour a few drops in your palms and rub your hands briskly together before gambling to sway luck in your favor.



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How to Take a Spiritual Bath: Step by Step

2/3/2015

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There are many ways to take a spiritual bath. How one is taken depends largely upon the purpose of the bath. Some are taken on certain days of the week during certain moon phases or time of day. While these specifics make for amplifying the bath’s effects, any of the baths in this book can be taken at any time if an urgent need arises.

There are two methods for taking spiritual baths. One is full immersion and the other is pouring the prepared bath over one’s head while standing. Regardless of the method used, the results are the same.

Here are some basic guidelines for taking a spiritual bath – follow these guidelines if there are no specifics given.

  1. To prepare an herbal bath, place herbs into a pot of boiling water and let them steep for three to nine minutes. Strain out the herbs and add the liquid tea to your bath.
  2. Baths for drawing things to you such as love, success, luck and healing, work well when taken at or before dawn. Wake up before dawn and draw your water. Fill the tub with warm water and wash your body in an upward direction. If possible and you are so inclined, you can take baths for drawing things during a waxing or full moon.
  3. For uncrossing baths or getting rid of negative energies and conditions like anger or anxiety, take your bath at sunset and wash your body in a downward motion. Pour the water over your head 9 times so that the water runs down your body while you are standing. If possible and you are so inclined, you can take baths for removing negative energies and conditions during a waning moon.
  4. Always bless the water before getting into the tub. You can do this through prayer or invocation of the spirits, saints, and orishas of the healing waters in a manner that is meaningful to you.  Alternately, you can use a more general type of blessing. See the water blessings in the next section for examples.
  5. Spend at least fifteen minutes soaking in the healing water for a ritual bath. You may meditate, visualize a resolution of your problem, pray, sing, sit or lay in silence. Do whatever feels comforting to you unless otherwise specified for a particular condition.
  6. Save all or a portion of the bathwater for proper disposal. Some common ways of disposing bathwater include tossing it towards the east during sunrise or leaving it at a crossroads.
  7. Always clean your tub with saltwater afterwards. Sea salt is best, though regular salt will also do, so long as you have prayed over it. Also, be sure to clean any objects used in the tub with saltwater
  8. As part of preparing your ritual bath, you may light your favorite incense and light a candle in a fitting color to make the experience especially comforting, effective, and enjoyable.
  9. Always take a soap bath prior to or after a spiritual bath. Never use soap, oils, or anything else while taking a spiritual bath unless it is specified.
  10. Never stay in a spiritual bath longer than thirty minutes.
  11. For optimal effect, spiritual baths are taken an odd number of days, from 1 to 13.
  12. Allow your body to air dry to achieve the full effect.
  13. Always dress in fresh, clean clothes and sleep on clean (preferably white) sheets after taking a spiritual bath.


*Excerpted from Crossroads Mama' 105 Spiritual Baths for Every Occasion by Denise Alvarado and Madrina Angelique, Copyright 2012 Denise Alvarado and Madrina Angelique, all rights reserved worldwide.

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Introduction to Spiritual Baths & Cleansings

2/1/2015

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Spiritual Baths at voodoomuse.org

Spiritual bathing is an ancient and restorative practice that promotes health and wellbeing by combining the healing power of water with various herbs and minerals to shift spiritual energy in your favor. It is found in many cultures all over the world. In the African-derived traditions such as Santería and Hoodoo, spiritual baths are often prescribed for specific purposes such as drawing love and money, facilitating healing, cultivating wisdom, removing negative conditions, uncrossing and reversing spiritual attacks, providing protection, increasing personal influence and domination and creating success. Sometimes used bathwater is saved and utilized in future works. Often, a portion of the bath water is used in a floor wash following the personal bath and the leftover water is thrown in the direction of the east at dawn or at a crossroads. 
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The cosmic element of water has been used across cultures and over time for purifying, cleansing, baptizing, scrying, and a variety of magickal pur­poses. It is an important tool for Hoodoo, Voodoo, Santeria and other African-derived traditions as well as indigenous spiritual and religious traditions. Water is considered one of the three most important healing elements among native peoples.

In both African and Native American traditions, the addition of special flowers, herbs, sticks, and other natural ingredi­ents transforms ordinary water into spiritually charged floor washes, colognes, perfumes, and spiritual waters. With the addition of prayer, ordinary water becomes blessed and holy. Rootworkers, Hoodoos, and conjurers of all varieties have long looked to the healing and supernatural qualities of spiritual baths to improve quality of life, restore balance, and to influence self, others, conditions and the environment.
By its very definition, a cleansing cleanses. It purifies energy states that have become convoluted, polluted and unnatural. Cleansings are designed to expel negativity in order to make room for positive energy. Good things will come when they have somewhere to reside. Positive things cannot stay if they are pushed away by something else. Therefore, the function and purpose of cleansings should not be underestimated in your spiritual work. Next to developing a strong relationship with your ancestors, spiritual cleansings are the most important thing you can do for yourself and for your clients.

There are many ways to perform cleansings besides baths. Smoke from special herbs and plants, cigar smoke, alcohol, and fire are but a few cleansing methods. Many times multiple types of cleansings are employed, depending on the type and severity of the condition. 
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When­ever you expect to encounter negativity, fatigue, depression, anxiety, or fear of any kind, or whenever you feel stuck and unable to move forward in life, a cleansing of some sort is recommended. It can also be performed to fortify the spirit following a negative expe­rience. Often, spiritual baths and cleansings take place before other works, and they can be taken every season to refortify and rebalance your spirit. Many times the cleansing is the work itself. It may be performed once or a series of times depending on the condition.

Spiritual baths are very prevalent in New Orleans Voodoo and Hoodoo. It is not uncommon for a worker to make up a gallon jug of a specially prepared wash with instructions for a client to take home with them.

It is important to make regular spiritual cleansing a part of your life so as to achieve and maintain a natural state of balance and positivity. Particularly if you are a practitioner working with other people, you have to be spiritually fit in order to perform cleansings effectively. If you are not sound spiritually, you run the risk of passing off some of your negative energy onto your client.

Spiritual baths and cleansings can be extremely powerful and cathartic. Sometimes people are surprised by the effect that it produces and the results it achieves. I have had clients on numerous occasions cry and feel a profound sense of sadness afterwards and as a result thought it didn’t work because they felt bad. In reality they were actually having feelings they had suppressed for a long time! This is a good sign and it is important to recognize it when it happens. It is indicative of release, and often uncovers an emotional component to the root of the problem. Feelings are transitory; they always change, so even if it feels “bad” you or your client will likely feel much better after the fact.

Note that you should always seek supportive mental health therapy if you experience emotions that are too difficult to manage on your own and that are interfering with your life. You should always recommend therapy to your clients if you have any doubt at all about their emotional state. If you are working with clients as a professional, you will encounter people that you will not be able to “fix”. In reality, you can’t fix anyone except yourself. But, work roots for your community long enough and you will come face to face with people with delusions and inexplicable persistent health conditions. You must refer these people to the appropriate medical professional. In fact, if you are a professional practitioner or plan to become one, you should make a list of the various social services available in your area so you can make an appropriate referral. Making note of mental health services, health services, domestic violence shelters and things of that nature are important resources to have on hand. It’s much better to be able to tell your client that you recommend an evaluation from a professional and hand them a number to get started than to just say “go get some help somewhere.” When people are in crisis, the simplest of things become seemingly insurmountable so anything you can do to help them connect to the correct adjunctive treatment in a timely fashion is essential. In the meantime, cleansings may help alleviate symptoms and provide spiritual relief.




For more information, check out the class Spiritual Baths and Cleansings offered by Crossroads University.


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St. Expedite, the patron saint of rapid solutions

2/1/2015

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This book provides details for working with St. Expedite within the context of folk Catholicism, hoodoo and New Orleans Voudou. From setting up an altar, to an obscure nine hour novena similar to the one developed by students in the Ursuline convent in the late 1700s, to many original conjures never before revealed to the public, this book will keep the modern conjurer busy for years to come as the need for fast solutions to the problems of daily life continue to present themselves again and again.

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He could quite possibly be the most effective unofficial saint of urban legend ever to have been discovered. For a variety of reasons, the Roman Catholic Church will not officially recognize St. Expedite; but, at the same time, they won’t discount him either. That’s because he’s just too damned popular. And, according to his devotees, he’s just that damned good. 


But that’s okay, New Orleans Voudou has no problem embracing St. Expedite as one of her patron saints. And hoodoos, rootworkers, conjure doctors, spiritualists and sorcerers appreciate his worth, as well. No officialities are needed in these camps. Because when a saint works as well—and more importantly, as quickly—as St. Expedite works, he is more than welcome in the wide world of conjure. 

In studying Louisiana religious cultures, St. Expedite rises to the forefront as a significant icon of the syncretic relationship between folk Catholicism and Creole Voudou. His unofficial and questionable origins provide just the right amount of mystique to place him squarely on the shrines of anyone in need of a quick favor. Even in the Italian rural community of Independence, Louisiana, St. Expedito is publicly celebrated with feasting and festivities (Williams, 2011). And, in other parts of the world such as the French Island of Réunion, Argentina, Chile, the Philippines and Haiti, for example, St. Expedite can be found in varying degrees among diverse religiomagical landscapes. 

Yet, popular as he may be in the pocket niches where he is found, he has spent most of his post mortem life in obscurity, comparatively speaking. Although he is very popular in New Orleans, the Catholic Church only tolerates him. In fact, some people refuse to speak of him and others downright deny his very existence. 
For example, he’s not even mentioned on the website for the Our Lady of Guadalupe chapel where his statue is housed. This denial does not diminish his influence among supplicants, though. In fact, it lends itself to his mystical appeal. 

The use of wordplay and puns associated with St. Expedite’s name is found in virtually all discussions about him. Referred to by informants in Harry Middleton Hyatt’s Hoodoo-Rootwork-Witchcraft-Conjuration as the Minute Saint, St. Expedite is known by many other names as well, including Expedite, Expedit, Expeditus, Expedito, Spedito, Espidee, and Speedy. Never has there been a saint whose name describes so obviously and perfectly his patronage. Those invoking his intercession seek instant gratification and according to his devotees, that is the saint’s main attraction. 
But, who exactly is this saint of rapidity? According to legend, Saint Expeditus was a Roman Centurion in Armenia who decided to convert to Christianity. Before he did so, it is said the Devil appeared to him as either a crow or a snake and told him to put off following through with his decision until the next day (hence, his association with procrastination). Instead, Expeditus stomped on the animal and killed it, proclaiming, "I'll be a Christian today!" Unfortunately, St. Expeditus met with the same fate as many Christian converts preceding him and was one of several other Armenian Christians—Saints Hermogenes, Gaius, Aristonicus, Rufus and Galata—beheaded in Melitene (modern day Malatya, Turkey) on April 19th, during the Diocletian Persecution in 303. As a result, he became known as Sant-Espedito di Melitene, or Saint Expedite of Melitene. 

*Excerpt from The Conjurer's Guide to St. Expedite, Copyright 2014 Denise Alvarado, All rights reserved worldwide. 

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